People Who Weren’t Paying Attention, And It Shows
Life comes at you fast. Blink and you'll miss it, right? It keeps you on your toes, but we all have days where we're just not completely there, and that's when things start to go downhill.
Maybe you work in advertising and you launch an ad campaign only to realize it makes zero sense, or maybe you develop a product that seemed like a great idea at 2 AM but in the light of the day it doesn't seem so genius anymore. Whatever it was, someone noticed it, and now we've got some of the best ones for you here.
A Cruel Trick
Who doesn't love a heart attack in the morning? Even if this is a cardboard cutout, they definitely have an enemy in the building because no friend would do this to someone.
Don't Mess With Momma
Never put your mom on your social media without her permission. Everyone knows this. Don't mess with your momma or you're going to have a long road to recovery ahead of you.
Hulking Out For Iced Coffee
You would have to stab that straw with so much force to get it through that plastic lid, so wouldn't it make you stop and think "maybe I'm doing this wrong?"
Orange You Glad You Bought These?
Imagine buying this for your kid at the beginning of the school year then one day he angrily storms home to tell you that he now has 64 orange crayons, and you have to go spend more money on Crayola products. Looks like someone has some explaining to do.
Attractions Are Subjective
Whoever put up the sign that day was feeling philosophical, clearly. Anything can be an attraction in this town. Think of it as a choose-your-own-adventure trip, rather than a city worker who couldn't think of anything exciting about this place.
Best Case Scenario
Though it stemmed from an inability to pay attention long enough to properly spell 'Barack,' what you were given was far better than whatever you were Googling. A gift to us all, really.
Razor Sharp Decision Making Skills
This incident will be cemented in his memory forever. Cement is one of those things that you want to make sure is actually dry before you try riding through, or you'll end up with the same fate as this boy.
Cool Your Jets
Turbo, are you trying to get people to drink radiator coolant? Whoever designed these must've had one too many energy drinks and not enough sleep. Their empty cans were the only inspiration they could find that day.
Something Isn't Right
Whatever employee was in charge of these signs must have been having a day, and they decided to let the world (or at least everyone on this bus) know about it.
Gas On The Go
Most people usually remember to take the nozzle out of their car before they drive off, but you do you, boo. Next time you might as well go crazy and steal the whole machine, not just the tube.
No Ragrets
There is so much to talk about with this photo. How did grammar this bad make it past both a tattoo artist and the person paying for it? Also, why is the Waldo tattoo so faded? How long has Waldo been hiding back there?
Improvise. Adapt. Overcome.
There's probably a perfectly reasonable explanation why they didn't see that this woman was literally holding a corkscrew, and that explanation is that this was not their first bottle of wine that night.
Don't Spend It All In One Place
No one can resist a humble brag. This man worked hard for that money, so naturally, he wanted to flex his earnings! He's also right, we've never seen that many zeros before the dollar amount.
Checkin Out That Fall Foliage
What if he didn't want to exercise, he just wanted to look at those fall views in the park? Maybe walking isn't his thing. Wouldn't we all rather be pulled in a wagon than have to walk anywhere?
Is This A Suggestion Or A Threat?
Even criminals have to follow business hours on this pier. Nocturnal crime only, that seems fair right? Since there's a sign, it must be the law, so criminals will follow it. Solid logic.
Men Can't Be Trusted
Never trust a man to buy beauty products unless you've given them very specific instructions including pictures and the number of the aisle it'll be in. Remember, men use 17-in-1 products, they can't be trusted.
The Possibilities Are Endless
You have to keep the menu options open for all those flexatarians who might suddenly decide that today is the day they're going to break their fast and eat some bacon.
You Did This To Yourself
Anyone who lives in a state where it snows should know to double-check that your sunroof is closed before you go inside. This is a rookie move, but at least they've learned their lesson!
Working Towards A Goal
Though it's nice to see he's studying up, it might be more comforting for the patients if the doctor didn't leave this one lying around. Keep getting that reading done though!
A Masterchef In The Flesh
Nothing about this is a good idea. First of all, who eats spam? Second question, why do you want to make the flavor of spam worse by making it taste like hand sanitizer?
Ramps Are For Wimps
Ah yes, who doesn't love a physical obstacle while they're trying to get to the bathroom meant for people with disabilities? Add a little adventure to their lives, it'll work out great!
Online Shopping, But In Person
Barnes and/or Noble, whichever one of you decided on this ad, what're you doing? Why would we come into your store for a Cyber Monday deal when we could stay at home in our pajamas ordering clothing we don't need while eating turkey leftovers?
Keep All Hands And Feet Inside The Vehicle
If you're going to pull up and get out of the car anyway, why don't you go over to the real bank and leave the drive-through ATMs for us lazy people?
Maybe This Is For The Best
It seemed like a good idea, but sometimes even the best ideas have flaws. Even if this had worked, you would've ended up with a really squished sandwich cause that Gatorade would've flattened her.
This Is An Abomination
There's a lot to unpack here. On top of the gross neglect happening by the blonde dude, there also seems to be a floating ice cream bar that belongs to no one.
The Secret Is Out
We're going to ignore the absolutely horrid description of the filling, but also Morrisons, the point of a secret is that you don't tell us what it is. If you put it in a smaller font below that's just as subtitle.
24 Hour Protection, Kind Of
Okay here's the thing, they're not technically wrong here. If you use this mouthwash every day, twice a day, you'll have round the clock protection. No false advertising, just poor logic.
The Comeback Kid
It's nice that they kept taking pictures to document their brother chocking, but also they gave him a chance to redeem himself at the end. Save the boy's dignity a little bit.
That Turkey Coma Will Do That To You
The question is, why? Does someone not know how to spell or was this a weird social experiment for Thanksgiving dinner to see if anyone pays attention to these Pinterest signs?
Who Wants To Go First?
If you've wanted to swing directly into a brick wall, this is the playground for you. This is really more of a bench that moves slightly rather than a childhood's playground structure.
Your Order Of Soggy Donuts Is Ready
The customer is always right, so this employee was simply going along with what they thought you were asking for. Double-checking what the customer wanted probably wouldn't have hurt in this situation.
Upon Further Reflection, This Was A Bad Idea
If you're going to put mirrors on the ceiling of a public bathroom, you might as well do away with the stall doors too, because there's no privacy in that room anyways.
Taking The Road Less Traveled
Of all the times that you should be paying full attention in your life, focusing while driving a giant metal machine should be one of your top priorities. Otherwise, you end up driving through the parking lot at the grocery store and down the stairs.
At Least It Was Leather Seats
Coming out of your office after a long day at work to discover that you left your sunroof open while it rained all day would not be a great way to end your day.
Note To Self: Don't Leave The Bunny In The Car
Parents have to get creative when hiding presents or Easter chocolate from nosy children, but leaving a chocolate bunny in the car on a hot day is a recipe for disaster.
The Magic Of Playing An Instrument Upside Down
Macy's must be a seriously magical place if that man is able to play his instrument while holding it upside down. Clearly there's a reason this model never pursued a career in music.
The Ultimate Third Wheel
Every couple seems to have at least one friend that always happens to be there, like a friendly third wheel to the relationship. This couple got engaged and naturally, their third wheel was there in the background, even though they didn't know it at the time.
Good Luck Untangling These
Getting a Roomba seems like a great idea if you hate vacuuming, but you have to make sure that you never leave anything on the floor or it could get sucked up and ruined forever.
You Thought the Silence Meant He Was Finally Asleep
Most parents understand that if your children are in another room and there's silence, that spells trouble. Nap time can be the exception, but you still have to check on them to make sure they're actually sleeping, or you end up with this kind of mess.
Let's Think About That Sentence For A Second...
Whoever is running the social media account for this society is either playing a prank on the rest of the members, or doesn't see the incredible irony in this statement.
