Hilarious Yearbook Quotes That Had Us Laughing All The Way To Graduation
Yearbook quotes are meant to embody who you are as a person. It's what everyone will remember you by, so students try their best to come up with something everlasting. Then you have some kids who take it as a joke. Their parents might not appreciate it, but they don't really care. Here are some of the most hilarious yearbook quotes we've ever seen.
Who Saw That Coming?
Well, this took a turn no one expected. This was probably a surprise for some of the people he knew at school as well.
That is a nice tux he has on, so at least his quote is honest. I'm glad he had the courage to come out.
They Must've Broken Up
He must've dated Bri his senior year and thought it was cool to give her his favorite sweatshirt. Now that they're leaving high school for good, he wants that thing back.
Chances are she won't give it to him since he had to make a public statement in the yearbook—what a waste of a quote.
Grew Up Fast
Here's another suggestive one that probably had to go through the screening process. It's a great joke, but how do you think her parents reacted to this?
Honestly, her parents are probably more worried about her grades than her joke in the yearbook.
Here's A Bold Kid
He disobeyed his mother to become a legend. The kids at his school will never forget that he had this as his photo.
What makes it even more iconic is that he's posing with dinosaurs behind him. This man is legendary.
He's Dealt With It His Whole Life
Having a unique name prepares you for a lot. This man figured out no one knew how to say it at a young age and knew to simply say "here" at the right moment.
I'm pretty sure the teachers would ask him to pronounce it and they'd still get it wrong.
The Thespians Loved Asking Her
How much do you want to bet that all the theater kids would ask her if Voldemort was in her head-wrap? If not them, the random younger kids would.
She seems like a nice young lady who responds to criticism well. That question probably didn't faze her.
Giving Them All A Chance
If we're honest, this girl isn't joking. While the scarf might be for religious purposes, there's no doubt that she looks completely different without it.
That's how it usually works. If you know a handful of people who wear a hijab, you'd be surprised to learn what they look like without it.
Where's The Lie?
This young lady didn't have to be so honest! The sad part is that this is the truth for people with the same skin tone as her.
It's a gift and also a curse that she figured this out at such a young age. Now, she has to live her thinking that her real voice isn't good enough.
Smooth Operator
This guy didn't get to choose his last name, but he knows how to use it. I wonder how many times he actually tried saying this to people.
Also, how many agreed and went with it? He'll probably convince his future spouse to call him that all the time.
Don't Be So Hard On Yourself
Carlos, it isn't such a bad name. Sure, your first and last names are the same, but that just makes you unique.
He should feel great about being so different. At least no one has an excuse to misspell his name.
She Has It Planned Out
She either learned this from her mother or from watching too much reality TV. Can you say, The Real Housewives Of Orange County?
To be fair, it isn't such a bad plan. I hope she finds everything she's looking for in this life.
Greg Is A Menace
This kid Greg is either lying, or he really did go around stealing women from other guys. His smile is a bit cocky, so he could be telling the truth.
If he is honest, I'm surprised no one wanted to fight him for taking their beloved woman!
SuperDuperKyle Called It
This is one of the greatest quotes ever. The iSpy hitmaker, Kyle, actually said this in his yearbook before he blew up.
For the 2020 album titled See You When I Am Famous, he used this photo as his cover art. Kyle called it.
What A Way To Go Out
How many people do you think actually went and watched this episode of The Office after seeing her quote?
Probably a few of the staff members checked it out. I don't think the other kids really cared enough to search.
This Man Right Here
Here's someone who knows what he's doing. He must've wanted his crush to see this so she could get jealous.
It's still a smooth line either way. How many people do you think laughed when they saw his quote?
They Aren't Related
Nguyen is one of the most common last names. It's no surprise these girls wanted everyone to know that they aren't related.
I wonder if they were friends at school or if they thought about doing this at the last minute.
Enemy Sisters
I can't imagine how often these two fight. They managed to come together to make their yearbook quotes connect, so that's cool.
I'm sure they both enjoyed those three and a half minutes apart, but now they're stuck with each other.
This Is The Guy
The long hunt is over. Here's the guy who was sending out those emails that wanted your information. He's finally showed his face.
I'm willing to bet that someone who saw this probably thought it was true. That's the part that's crazy.
Sleep Is Better Than Love
Some people love sleeping so much, there's almost nothing that'd rather be doing. Jessica prefers naps over dates, and falling asleep over falling in love.
With the dating pool the way it is, we can't say that we blame her.
At Least He's Confident
Wow, this man went on a run with this quote. It kept getting better and better as it continued. Calling himself trash while still being accomplished is a form of humility all society should have.
The kid found a way to make himself look good even though he considered himself garbage.
How Does She Know?
How does she know Drake will treat her better than the school did? Drizzy might treat her like dirt and then write a song about it.
On the other hand, Malak Zahra could serve as inspiration for one of his future songs, so he might treat her amazingly.
Glad He Clarified
You can bet substitute teachers butchered this kid's name every time! They probably hesitated before pronouncing the S, and that's when he intervened.
Making this his quote is a good idea. For those that don't know him, they won't have to mess up.
Planned It From Freshman Year
These two must've had this planned for a while. After finding out they would be right next to each other in the yearbook, lightbulbs went off above their heads.
I wonder if their parents took any offense to this or if they thought it was a brilliant joke.
Thanks For The Information
Thank you for the valuable information, Jason Avina! The whole school wanted to know if you finally ate a bagel and now they know.
Was it a blueberry bagel or raisin? Did you use strawberry cream cheese or did you stick with the original? We need more information.
Calling Out The School
In this quote, he forgot to omit himself from the equation. He's basically saying he's one of the idiots at the school.
The other students who saw this probably felt a little disrespected by this comment, but good thing he was graduating.
She's A Jokester
I'm sorry, Ghufran Salih. Your haircut was probably marvelous and I wish everyone could've seen it. There will be more opportunities in the future for you to show off your lineup.
The only thing you have to wonder is what kind of hair she has. Is it long and straight or medium and curly?
This Is Still Long
He couldn't do his original quote because it was too long, so he chose another long one. This time, it was to promote his music.
Maybe this was his first quote all along and he wanted to make it seem like he wasn't intentionally promoting his work.
Thanks For The Apology?
Chloe Cross makes this statement as if she was responsible for a group of individuals missing out on graduation thanks to her appearance.
Maybe this is her way of calling the dress code sexist. If so, good job!
Keep Calm, People
Nicholas wanted everyone to keep calm. He might not have the same appearance as everyone else, but it's only because he has an extra chromosome.
With that, he would like everyone to relax and not look at him differently. He's just like everyone else, plus the extra chromosome.
What Can She Say? She Loves Fries
It's hard to stop a fry lover from doing what they went when it comes to the addicting form of potato. Someone who loves fries will go to the distance to get what they want.
If that means disobeying her dad for a senior quote, then so be it. I'm sure he's still proud of her.
She Said It, Not Me
She said it, not me. Her quote is truthful, even if it is a bit suggestive. I wonder how the yearbook editors responded when she requested this.
Did they have to think about it for a second, or did they let it happen right away?
