How These Bad Drivers Passed Their Driving Test Is A Total Mystery
Most drivers have dealt with those people who go slow in the fast lane, don't use their blinkers, or decide to ride their back bumpers for no apparent reason. Ironically, those people are pretty much professional drivers compared to the cars in these photos! But seeing is believing, so keep scrolling because these drivers should get their licenses taken away ASAP.
They Took A Wrong Left Turn
The question of the hour is whether this driver is super bad at being behind the wheel or completely amazing. How else would they be able to get a huge truck through a second-story window unless it was pure skill?
Either that or they took a wrong turn at marketing, wound up in accounting, and wanted to backtrack, resulting in the truck plummeting out the window. Pro tip: walk, don't drive, in an office building.
Maybe If The Poles Were A Brighter Color
This person shouldn't have their license. While many people aren't the best at parking, this takes being a jerk to a whole new level because there is no way they didn't see the bright yellow poles sticking out of the asphalt.
What, does the city need to make them taller and brighter? Perhaps a nice neon pink would have stuck out more against the black ground. Either way, thankfully, there is a tow truck there to properly shame the driver.
When Tacos Are Life
Clearly, this driver has a deep-seated love for tacos. Why else would they drive headfirst into a taco stand on the side of the road? Maybe they thought doing so would make them a valued member for life, getting them free tacos on Tuesdays.
Either way, they have a lot of explaining to do and, hopefully, someone smart takes their license away for a very long time. No one is allowed to abuse tacos in this way!
Taking Out The Trash
Some cars are trash; it's a fact of life. But what isn't clear is how on earth this driver got their car into a dumpster. Either they went all Incredible Hulk on their car, had a serious mom adrenaline rush, or jumped their car off a ramp in a very Evel Knievel-type fashion.
Whatever the case may be, a close friend should talk them out of getting a new car and, perhaps, take their license away for a little while (or forever).
Hoonneeyyyy, I'm Home!
Someone is about to get a very stern talking to, about it's probably not going to be a funny and quirky Lucy and Ricky conversation a la I Love Lucy. This person completely bypassed the driveway, opting to take the front lawn all the way to the front door.
But, wait. They didn't even make it to the front door! Instead, this driver plowed straight through what is probably the living room wall. Also, note the dent in the car. This probably isn't their first rodeo.
The Opposite Of A "Hillybilly Swimming Pool"
How this person wound up passing their driving test is a mystery. But a bigger mystery is why they thought driving their truck into a swimming pool was a good idea. This is the opposite of a "hillbilly swimming pool" in the truck bed!
Thankfully, the truck is virtually the same width as the pool and didn't go completely underwater. Even so, someone needs to take this person's license away as soon as possible.
Oh, The Irony
Can someone please let the general public know if this "Now Hiring" sign was put out before or after the truck in the background tipped over? Because the irony is real, and we are here for it.
How the truck tipped over is another question, though, considering there are no ramps, potholes, or even a rock that could result in this mess on the road. It's safe to say they're either fired or are not getting hired.
Yes, The Difference Between A Truck & Boat Can Be Confusing
When a driver doesn't know the difference between a truck and a boat, it's time to take their license and driving privileges away. It's not even that this person drove into the water; it's that they kept driving!
The front of the car is completely submerged! And that can't be blamed on the fact that the truck and boat are both white and it got confusing (not a good excuse!).
The Truck Just Wanted To Be A Contortionist For The Day
Does this picture give anyone else flashbacks to childhood when you tried to contort yourself on the couch and got stuck for a solid minute? Well, this truck is probably going to be stuck for longer than a minute, but it'll give the driver plenty of time to hand over their resignation as well as their license.
The best part of this picture isn't even the bad driving, but the fact that people have gathered on the bridge to watch the mess unfold. That's quality entertainment.
Hello, Officers
The officers probably took away this driver's license right then and there. Sorry, person in the red car, but driving down a long staircase only works if you're in An Extremely Goofy Movie and happen to be wearing skates.
Otherwise, you're just the person who thought it would be funny to drive down the stairwell, not only ruining the car but making people move out of the way when, in reality, you shouldn't even be there!
Taking Road Rage To A Whole New Level
Truck drivers have a habit of thinking they own the road. This truck driver brings that concept to a whole new level, though. Instead of driving really fast with a loud muffler, this person just drives over the car in front of them!
Sorry, but drivers with that much road rage shouldn't be allowed to purchase tires that are literally the size of a normal car. Friends of this driver, it's time to take their license away!
One Job. You Have One Job
Limo drivers are paid to pick people up, drive them to their destination, wait, and drive them home. Nowhere in that description is there a clause saying the guests who paid for the ride have to get out of said limo to help the driver move the vehicle when it bottoms out on a hill.
Driver, you literally have one job, and that is to know the area you are driving! This service is getting a zero-star rating.
How Does This Even Happen?
This car went through an identity crisis and decided it wanted to become an overpass bridge of some kind. That's the only explanation as to how or why this picture occurred. We're not even going to say the driver needs their license taken away, as they were just helping the car out.
The person who drove under the car, on the other hand, definitely needs to rethink ever driving on the road again.
The Ultimate Parking Job
Whether they're in a rush or don't want another driver to scratch their car, people are bound to see a double-parked vehicle at some point in time. But this driver takes the concept of double parking to an entirely new level.
Is this triple parking? The fact that they were able to drive their car up onto another car and jimmy themselves into that tiny space is a feat all on its own. Not that we're applauding them or anything...
We'd Like To Make A Citizen's Arrest
Contrary to popular belief, not all police officers' driving is created equal, as seen by the above picture. Apparently, some cops need to have their license taken away, as they're prone to running into phone booths.
This man on the side is even better than the bad cop driver, though. He's just standing there with his morning coffee, wondering how on earth this officer got a badge. Sir, enjoy your coffee and don't think too hard.
The Moment The Shortcut Doesn't Work Out
This picture is a cautionary tale. A tale that says whenever a friend tells you they know a shortcut to the restaurant, don't take their advice. Because, as seen by this photo, that shortcut might result in the car going through a wall, ultimately ruining dinner plans.
Why the driver thought going through the building was a better option than around it is a complete mystery. But one thing is certain; they definitely aren't driving to dinner anymore.
Technically, It Is Pavement
Is the car technically still on the pavement? Yes. But that doesn't mean they aren't a jerk! They literally drove right on top of freshly laid gravel, making it so the workers have to go over their work yes again.
Not only should this driver's license be taken away but they should be forced to help the workers fix the problem they created. It only seems fair. Here's to hoping the asphalt hardens on their tires. Maybe then they'll learn their lesson.
Yes, Lifting The Car Out Of The Sand Will Help
The fact that this family decided to drive so close to the water makes us believe that they don't go to the beach very often. Yes, cars can drive on the sand. But when a heavy vehicle gets close to the water, it's going to sink!
Don't worry, though; this family knows what to do. Clearly, digging the front wheels out and lifting the car is going to get it out of its suctioned state.
K-Turn Gone Wrong
How this K-turn went so wrong is a mystery in and of itself. This poor man was probably just trying to turn around. The thing is, he was trying to turn around on what looks to be a one-way road.
So, was he driving the incorrect way to begin with? Hopefully, these cops gave him a long and in-depth talk before taking his driver's license away for at least a week.
Santa's Brother Just Wanted A Day In The Sun
Clearly, Santa's brother wanted some attention. What other reason would there be for a red car to be perched on a rooftop? But the brother obviously didn't go to flight school since he parked incorrectly and lacks any reindeer.
So, the question would be how he plans on getting down, unless there is some magical button he presses and the car lifts off like an airplane. Somehow, we highly doubt it.
