Proof That A Relationship Just Starts To End At “I Do”
Marriage can be hard, and sometimes, it's good to laugh or talk about your partner's little quirks or annoyances. They say it's 'til death do you part' but once the honeymoon phase is over, there are plenty of things about your partner that'll get on your nerves.
Here are some funny and relatable posts that are all about marriage. If this sounds like you, know you're not alone, and hopefully you can just laugh it off.
It's All About The Money, Money, Money
Ah yes, a case of spending inequality.
Although you and your partner could be super, super similar, the odds are that one of you is far more frugal than the other.
Marriage Is About Compromises
This wedding cake is a straight-up work of art. The backside of it is a totally different cake, but it's cool because it's like two cakes in one.
I'm adding this to my wedding Pinterest board.
How Does He Know
Even though you will never be able to fully tell who the dog loves more, you're set on the fact that it's you.
Of course, your partner wholeheartedly believes that it's them. Competing for the dog's love is the most wholesome game of life.
Sharing Is Caring
Sharing a bed can sometimes be really uncomfortable because there's no way that the sides are always split 50/50.
Also, I'm a total bed hogger, so this might actually be the other way for me.
Gotta Stock Up
40 tortillas is a lot of tortillas, not some tortillas.
I hope that they made burritos for the entire neighborhood or something because those bad boys don't stay fresh for long.
It's Important To Know Expiration Dates
This person shared an image of him and his wife's calendar.
Instead of having any fun events on it, the only thing there is the day that their ham expires, which is pretty funny.
Every Wedding Needs A Tuxedo
Fact: lots of people spend their money on pretty dumb stuff, myself included.
The other day, I bought a giant pack of water beads just because I could. So why shouldn't this dog be able to find love?
It Be Like That Sometimes
Lots of people choose to have their partner's nickname or something cutesy in their contacts, but some like to just keep it simple with the first name.
Although, including the first AND last name is a little bit too formal for my liking.
I Think We All Do This
I'm sure that in every marriage, at least one of you has thought this.
Although you should NEVER actually do it (under any circumstances), it's okay to think about it when you're really upset.
A Beautiful Poem For A Beautiful Woman
This husband took a photo of his fridge magnet poem that he made for his wife and posted it on Reddit.
Apparently, she was mad, but it's actually quite good if I do say so myself.
Always Gotta Be Prepared For Some Bad News
It's important to learn to fully trust your partner so you can believe that they're a nice person.
But, it's also important to know when something is suspicious. Married people aren't just suddenly nice. Something's going on.
She Knows
If you're doing something weird like trying to get a pet wolf (which would probably eat you), it's best to clear your search history.
This is the better alternative as opposed to giving your partner more grey hair.
It's A Trick Question
A friend of mine asked her boyfriend if he would still date her if she looked like a worm.
When he said no, she cried for a few minutes. Fellas, just say yes. She's not turning into a worm.
Sounds About Right
"What do you want for dinner?" is honestly one of the hardest questions to answer.
It only goes right if you're ALWAYS both on the same wavelength with your cravings, which sounds like a dream come true.
The Final Straw
Who doesn't love a good dad joke once in a while?
His wife, along with his family, look completely done with him, which tells me that he does this a lot, but his smile tells me that he doesn't care one bit.
This Is Love
Couples who sleep in together, stay together.
I love to sleep, so I'd hope that my partner does too. Supposedly, these two actually ended up divorcing in 2018, but let's just ignore that.
It's Not A Question, It's A Trap
I am so guilty of doing this.
Whenever I ask someone what they want to watch, we usually just end up watching what I wanted to in the first place. It's called compromise.
You Gotta Do What You Gotta Do
I really love how the person apologized for their actions.
Some people have no idea how to apologize for anything. I also appreciate how the person in blue used the pillow.
This Is Just Bad
The caption says it all.
This was an example of a simple miscommunication (we've all been there), but I still don't understand how he never knew that chicken can go in the freezer...
Let's Hope He Doesn't Answer The Door
She has two options, number one being that she just comes clean about the blender before it arrives.
The other option is to create an elaborate scheme to ensure that her husband doesn't notice until he catches her using it a few weeks later.
It's Much Better Than Sharing
You can either squeeze the tube carelessly or you can carefully push the toothpaste up from the bottom of the tube in a controlled manner.
Both are fine methods, but each type of person hates the other.
Every. Dinner. Forever.
You know those things you don't notice about someone until you notice them and then it's the only thing you can notice?
Loud chewing definitely is one of them and it can get old really fast.
The Timing Is Always Horrendous
There could be a slew of commercials for pharmaceutical drugs playing, and a man will be silent.
Unfortunately, the allure of one of the quietest, most important scenes of a movie is too strong for him.
It's A Necessary Cost
There are times in life where you just need to get $100 worth of ice cream sandwiches in a month.
It's not a matter of cutting back, so much as just factoring it into the budget.
Are You Guys Okay?
It would be one thing to criticize your partner for something they do in normal times, but the ante is really upped when you do it during a quarantine.
I hope they didn't end up murdering each other.
So She's Never Sending A Nude Again
When you've been together with your significant other for a long time, it takes a little extra effort to keep things spicy between you.
This wife tried her best to add some steam to the relationship, but I can assure you that she will not be trying again any time soon.
This Is Divorce-Worthy
There are some quirks that people have that are bizarre, but definitely tolerable.
However, eating spaghetti with a spoon instead of a fork is an abomination and a sign of clear insanity.
The Pettiness Is Real
The funny thing about married couples is that they take revenge in ways that are pretty harmless, but definitely annoying.
It's not debilitating to have your toast burn in the morning, but it's still irritating.
She Just Loves Her Packages
As far as I can tell, there are three things that wives love most in the world: their husband being wrong, snacks, and online shopping.
If anything, it's the easiest one of the above three to deal with.
Never Knew There Was A "Right" Way
The fun thing about marriage is that you suddenly learn all of the things you've apparently been doing wrong for your whole life.
Washing dishes? Wrong. Putting away leftovers? Wrong. Folding towels? You wonder how you've even survived this long.
It's The Sixth Love Language
There are very few universal truths in this world, but one of them is that making a woman a perfect grilled cheese can raise her mood by several points.
I don't make the rules.
Good Luck!
On one hand, he could just buy her a cake and have her be annoyed when she shows up with her own.
On the other hand, he could face her wrath after there being no cake at all.
It's The Golden Rule
In kindergarten, you get taught that the golden rule in life is that you should treat others the way you want to be treated.
In adulthood, you learn that it's actually that your wife can steal from your plate but the opposite can never occur.
They're So Patient With It
The one way I know that women have more strength than men is their patience.
They really will hold out for hours just waiting for you to stand and do what they want.
Romance, Is In Fact, Dead
When you're getting married to the love of your life, you think that the rest of your years will be spent hanging out with your best friend.
In reality, you wait every day for them to get called on a business trip so you can comfortably sleep alone.
Sometimes She Makes It 30 Minutes
I swear that all women have a medical condition that causes them to fall asleep in the first half of every movie.
Worst of all, they complain that they didn't understand what happened after it's done.
That's A Rookie Move
I swear that IKEA added a restaurant to their stores to keep unhappy, hungry couples from fighting while looking at lamps.
I bet one too many HEKTOR lamps was damaged in an argument and they decided it was enough.
It's A Horrible Day In The Life
Truly, the key to a healthy, happy marriage is for one person to believe they are reaching for the other and the other to believe they settled.
Once that balance is disrupted, chaos begins.
Can Someone Warn Him?
I don't know what the personal reasons are in this scenario.
All I know is that he will be afraid to shower for days after the first couple of times the flushing happens.
Rude To Speak With A Full Mouth
This is the reason wives complain like they feel like they adopted another child instead of married a grown man.
Have you seen a man with a cold? It's like he reverts back to being ten and the world around him is ending.
The Bitter Taste Of Revenge
Let's hope she enjoyed those tasty donuts because they won't taste so good anymore when she realizes her husband opted for a taste of revenge.
He could've just bought more donuts, but it's the principle.
A Carefully Crafted Selection
All it takes to mess up years of building a Netflix algorithm to only recommend psychological thrillers is watching one Rom-Com. Just one.
All of a sudden, Netflix questions your whole identity and starts recommending every season of RuPaul instead.
Invest In A Good Sofa
They don't tell you this before marriage, but when you're furniture shopping, what's even more important than your bed is what sofa you buy.
You might want to invest in a pull-out as this will likely be your second bed every time you stop for McDonald's on the way home and don't even offer any to your wife.
Romance Is Alive And Well
Why spend $100 on a fancy steak dinner when McDonald's just hits the spot and feeds the soul on a budget?
We don't know about you, but for us, this is actually marriage goals.
The Good Old Days
It's hard to remember that the same man who now goes to the bathroom with the door fully open is the same man that once wore a tie and brought you flowers to impress you on a date.
Just because you get comfortable doesn't mean you should stop making the marriage exciting!
Separation Anxiety At Its Finest
Once you've been married long enough your lives and identity become so intertwined that it's hard to remember a past life where you were your own whole person.
If one of you is gone to the bathroom for too long, it's possible to forget how to literally be a person without your better half.
The Heat Of The Moment
If you're ever looking for proof on how men handle emergency situations, we present you with Exhibit A.
It doesn't matter how much you teach your husband about your labor plan, something will definitely go wrong.
It's Gettin' Hot In Here
You don't understand why other couples get divorced till your husband wants the house to feel like an iceberg and then complains that you steal all the blankets.
A happy couple is a couple that has the same temperature preferences.
There's No Expiration Date
If you think she's annoying now because she thinks every minute of the day is cuddle time no matter what task you have at hand, just know that she will never grow out of it.
Consider yourself lucky though, if even after 30 years, she still wants to squeeze the love out of you.
What Are Spouses For?
They don't say "for better or for worse" among other vows, for no reason.
A big part of being a spouse is offering support, and grounding your other half, even if that means insulting them along the way to make sure their ego doesn't get too big on your watch.
