People Share The Weirdest Things Sleep-Talkers Have Said To Them
Everyone makes noises in their sleep sometimes. A grunt here, a groan there, the shuffling sound that comes from moving around—no one can escape it. Those innocent and normal sounds are just the beginning for some people, who are blessed and cursed with talking in their sleep.
Sadly for these people, they don't really remember what they say, but luckily, there are other people around sometimes to catch what they're saying.
No, Not The Tinfoil!
That started out creepy, but when he got into the bit about tinfoil it became pretty clear there wasn't much to worry about...unless they came down later and there was no tinfoil left in the house at all.
Clearly She Has, Yes
This is one of those things that make you wonder what was going on in their dream that caused this conversation, but also, do you really want to know? It could go either way.
She Just Wanted To Have A Little Chat
What are these rocks and where are they hiding? Oh wait, they're nowhere, she just wanted her man to talk with her. I guess she wasn't getting enough attention in her sleep.
Nice To Know He Thinks Highly Of Her
In a roundabout way, I think that this is weirdly really wholesome. In his mind, she was a beautiful baby deer frolicking in the grass, just wanting to have snacks.
Dang That Lemon Scented Soap
It's so weird the way that your brain still sort of works when you're sleeping. Like, he knew there was something delicious and lemony around, he just didn't realize it was his wife's fingers.
Anything Involving A Dog Seems Like The Opposite Of A Problem
The postal code thing is kind of weird. It almost seems as though he secretly resents his job? However, this is nothing wrong with calling the dog to come up for snuggles.
Someone Call The Exorcist
If it were me and I was faced with this situation, I would have quietly stepped outside of the room, closed the door, and tried to not have nightmares for the rest of my life.
He Should Write A Musical
He should start recording all the things he sings in his sleep and see if there is some kind of coherent storyline there that he could potentially turn into a show or an album.
Thank You, I Think?
Would you be offended or flattered if your spouse was petting your leg thinking that it was a baby penguin? How hairy are this person's legs that they feel like a fluffy penguin?
It's Must Be A Cowboy Dream
I'm trying to think what kind of thing would have to be happening for someone to very seriously demand a horse...unless he's just the man version of a horse girl.
Sometimes We Just Need A Little Guidance
Even in sleep, sometimes the solutions to our problems are really simple and just need to be worked out by simply walking up to the self-checkout and being on your way.
OK, Nerd
Sometimes you have really fun dreams where you get to guest star in some of your favorite stories, but then that does mean that the stress of the harrowing scenes becomes that much more intense.
It's Been Here Before?
I'm not sure what is more concerning. The fact that your wife is seeing alligators in your room, or that she's seeing the same alligator in your room. I guess it's pretty much the same problem.
Maybe He Deserved It
Maybe she was having a dream where she was the fourth Charlie's Angel and she was in the middle of a crazy showdown, and her husband's shin just got in the way.
She Finally Cracked The Code
I'm not an expert, but I have a feeling that the "studying while she's sleeping" that she's talking about is just "being stressed out about the upcoming test" and it never leaving her mind.
Who Remembers The Punch Buggy Game?
I'm not sure what anyone would want to do in a land of punch buggies, even if it was a dreamland. Maybe she just wanted a reason to punch her husband.
She's Just That Committed
In a way, it's nice to know that she's so dedicated to being the best health care professional! So much so that she's even checking in on patients in her sleep.
Because They're Basically The Same Thing
What kind of weird dreamscape do you have to be in to think that a magic eraser or a tree might be the same thing? Is it a forest made of cleaning products?
At Least He Was Polite
Maybe the person he is while he's sleeping really does like pecan pie, even if he doesn't realize it. Either way, he put the pie away and cleaned up after himself.
Well, Where Is It?
He's calling for the salt! Get the man some salt! Maybe he's fighting off some kind of giant snail, or maybe he is afraid that he's going to have some bad luck if he doesn't throw some over his shoulder.
And That's What He Thinks About That
Maybe he went into his father's room to pee in his shoes because he was bitter that his dad spent so much time at work. There had to be something deeply psychological at play there.
What Is With The Reptiles?
First there are people seeing alligators in their room, now there is a cartoon turtle? Do you think that they come from the same dream world? Or is it just a coincidence?
A Double Sleep-Talking Showdown
It's really funny that they both heard each other and were coherent enough to have a conversation with one another while they were sleeping. The little kid put his foot down about his toys.
Who Is In The Wall?
I go back and forth when kids say creepy stuff like this. Part of me thinks that they're just kids, having childlike delusions, but then another part of me thinks that children know better than adults a lot.
Is There Any Other Kind Of Giraffe?
I'm racking my brain, and I am having a hard time thinking of a situation where a really tall giraffe wouldn't make things instantly better. They're cute, huge, and pretty quiet.
That Weird Place Between Awake And Asleep
The liminal space between being awake and asleep is where the weirdest stuff comes from. It's like you know what's going on around you, but it doesn't feel like it's real.
Well, Stop Stealing Old Ladies
I wonder what it says about her husband or their relationship that she thinks he is capable of stealing old ladies from a hospital. Sounds like he needed to be stopped.
Is His Brother The Weather Man?
It would be interesting to know now where his brother is and what his chosen profession was. Maybe this was all just a prophetic dream about his future career as a weatherman.
To Be Fair, That Would Be Scary
It would be really scary to think that you couldn't feel your arm, or that it wasn't there, but at least he was quick to take his wife's word for it and realized he was pinching a pillow.
Yeah, You Tell...Yourself?
At least he knows that he's the biggest problem in his sleep life. Maybe this is the first step he takes toward getting his snoring under control...really, do it for everyone.
