Haircuts So Bad They Should’ve Come With A Hat
There is one reason why the barber is the most influential person in your life: they decide how others see you when you go out in public.
You can have on your most excellent outfit ever, but if your head looks wild, nothing else even matters. A hat can help, so here are some people who desperately need a cap.
She Needs This Fixed At Once
What would you even call this cut? Is this the bed hair supreme with bangs?
She can't be too happy over how her hair looks when she stares in the mirror.
Someone Ended This Man's Social Life
You can't go out in public looking like this unless you lost a bet or you're the richest man on earth.
It's either he goes bald or waits for his hair to grow back.
His Parents Probably Didn't Like This Cut
Judging by this kid's haircut, he doesn't care about what others think about him, including his parents.
This looks like a school photo day, and he isn't even smiling for the wallet-sized pictures so his parents can have them.
Better Off Before
Why is she smiling harder in the picture with the messed up haircut? It looks like she let a lizard cut her hair while blindfolded.
I mean, I guess it kind of looks cool...
He Was Probably In A Hurry
He probably didn't have enough time to tell his barber to fix his sides because he had a flight to catch.
Can you think of any other reasons why he might have done this?
Hopefully, He's Not Done
It looks like he's still getting the cut finished, so I hope that's the case.
If this is how he wants to look, he better get a hat ready if he doesn't want awkward stares.
Repping Texas And Proud!
Can you be mad at people for loving the state that raised them?
Not really, but you don't have to like the haircut they get when the design is that state.
Well, He Asked For It...
This man looks like an extra in a children's movie, except 20 years too old.
What kind of bet did he lose to have to post this on the internet for everyone to see?
Is That A Nest?
Some hairstyles don't need to see the light of day, and this is one of them.
This newscaster probably didn't have enough time in the morning to get her hair right.
This Was Probably For Coachella
By the looks of this, it seems like he did this for a purpose.
If this is how he wanted his hair to look on a regular basis, he's different.
He's A Trendsetter
If he isn't a trendsetter, then I don't know who is.
The fade mixed with the long hair isn't something you see every day, but that's probably for a good reason.
Is This For Good Luck?
This man probably needed a lot of good luck if he told the barber to get him this.
That, or he really likes fish, but what point is he trying to prove?
Just Let It Go...
He's trying so hard to salvage what hair he has left.
He needs to realize its time to give it up and join the bald club. It can't be worse than this.
She's From Star Wars
Oh, this woman isn't someone from Star Wars? You're telling me she grew her hair this much for the thrill of it all?
Maybe she likes tucking it into her belt.
When The Barber Clocks Out Early
Maybe the barber had an emergency and had to cut things short.
No pun intended with that last sentence, since his hair is still there in all the wrong places.
If "Can This Day Get Any Worse?" Was A Haircut
She clearly doesn't care about anything if she's stepping out of the house like this.
Someone needs to get her a wig or a hair appointment as soon as possible.
So, He Thinks He's Cool
Clearly, this guy thinks he's the talk of the town.
He has on this nice Gucci jacket, but his haircut makes him look like the jester of the town if anything.
Business In The Front, Party In The Back
This is quite a versatile haircut. You can either choose to appear bald for business occasions or swing your hair back and forth at a rock concert.
Plus, the length allows for it to be either tied up or let loose.
How Does She Think This Looks?
As you can tell by the stroke of confidence on this woman's face, she has no issue with this haircut.
The only thing I can say is I'm glad she's confident.
Her Allergic Reaction To Hairdye...
This is a huge cautionary tale in you or your stylist always doing a patch text on your wrist to make sure you're not allergic to the hair dye.
Otherwise you may be in for some brutal swelling.
At Least He's Happy
Something might be wrong with this man if he thinks this bowl-cut mullet is a great haircut.
The side profile doesn't make it look any better, but I'm not trying to break his joy.
What In The World...
If you ever see someone in public with this cut, don't even look that person in the eye.
Sporting something like this makes you a threat to society because no one knows what you'll do next.
When You Don't Know What You Want
This guy either wants to go bald or have the rest of his hair there.
He tried to find a balance of the two, but it came out looking wild.
He Should've Waited Longer
Honestly, he looked better before the cut.
I don't know what his barber thought before taking the clippers and putting them to this man's head, but he wasn't in his right mind.
Trying Something New?
You've got to have some respect for folks who try new things, but you can still draw a line.
This man crossed that line with this one, but at least he tried.
This One Is Interesting
Does anyone out there know what he wanted to prove by getting this cut?
Was it a statement cut, or did he want to make folks worried when he walks by them?
This Can't Be Real
I hoped really hard that this was a Photoshop job, but it's not.
I have a hard time figuring out what room he walks into without having someone laugh at him.
Something New Here
I've never seen anything like this before. It's almost like she wanted her bangs to go along with her eyebrows, but the cut was a little too long.
Whatever this is, don't do it again.
What's He Smiling At?
Is he making that face because he's on FaceTime and someone new finally saw his new haircut? That can't be it, because their reaction definitely wouldn't cause a smile.
Maybe he's shopping online for scissors...
Sad Boy Cut
How sad is he?
His high school sweetheart probably dumped him and said he'd never amount to anything because why else would he tell his barber to carve a sad face in his head?
Keep On Smiling
Whoever this person is needs to keep on smiling. That's the only thing that looks good about this picture.
Soon, the hair will grow back and she can go on about her business without looking like someone died while cutting her hair.
Look Out For This Man
This guy probably walks around scaring young children by lowering his head. When they see his haircut, they scream and run for their parents.
At least that's the rumor going around...
At Least The Bangs Are Straight
All he asked for was to have his bangs edged up so they would be straight. Instead, he pretty much had all his bangs cut off.
They were, however, cut very straight.
Smile It Off
I can't decide if it's the actual haircut that's the problem or the interesting way it's brushed down to give the illusion of bangs. It's like the famous 2010 Bieber haircut gone wrong.
At least he's smiling his way through it.
Messed Up Beyond Repair
For context, this little boy decided to shave his own head (pictured on the left), and it didn't turn out so well. So his mom tried to fix it (pictured on the right) and somehow made it worse.
Luckily, he can cover it with a hat until it grows back.
The Newest Beard Fashion
Why pick between a beard and shaving when you can have both? Plus, this way, he gets to show off some of his chin.
The beard line splitting the mustache from the beard is actually cut perfectly evenly, which is impressive.
Hopefully, Someone Got Fired For This
This poor girl's hairdresser claimed that she had "no idea" how this happened.
That is a lot of missing hair, you don't just flinch and chop off half of someone's hair right in the middle...
Big Little Man
This haircut made this little boy somehow age 40 years. The bowtie, dress shirt, and vest definitely don't help.
I hope his hair grows back fast—he's too young to be bald.
Ruffles Are In
Who says that fashion ruffles should be limited to clothing? If your hair is long enough, you might as well get creative with the trend.
Each layer is a layer of more fun!
Dogs Get Bad Haircuts Too
Clearly, someone was feeling inspired that day and decided to get creative with this dog's haircut. The dog seems to love it and is having fun showing it off.
It goes to show it's only a bad haircut if you deem it so.
Lost Hair But Gained Personality
This doodle had two options: either they could look like every other doodle, or they could really stand out by completely shaving down everything but its ears, looking like a brand new breed in the process.
A new dog every time, how exciting.