Bad Life Hacks That Might Work, But You Definitely Should Not Test Them
With the creation of the internet, it's become much easier for people worldwide to share easy hacks that make everyday activities a little simpler for the average person. While some of these "life hacks" offer a lot of ingenious solutions to problems, some of them are a little less than helpful.
Here are some of the most outrageous and hilarious "life hacks" we've found online.
Technically, It's True
Technically, the ducks at the park are free.
And if you're able to avoid the watching eyes of people who might accuse you of poaching, you truly can own as many ducks as you want.
A Shark Definitely Wrote This
A bunch of other sharks huddled around the one shark who knows how to type and encouraged him as he wrote this tweet under his fake human account.
The sharks immediately started preparing for their shark week dinner special.
This Actually Is A Pretty Good Anti-Theft System
Is it wrong to give an unwitting thief a box filled with your cat's waste? Maybe.
However, it's also wrong to steal and I like to believe that the two cancel each other out in this situation.
Well, That Was Insightful
What's the key to living to an old age? Just not dying! It's so simple and yet so many don't achieve it.
It's a shame that many people can't follow simple advice.
There Is No "Us Vs. Them" In "Team"
If the two teams stopped trying to block each other from scoring and instead shared the ball evenly, they'd get so many more points in each game.
It's like they've never heard of "sportsmanship" before.
The Numbers Don't Lie, Folks
When creating a business model, it's essential that you work out certain elements of your new endeavor. Is it feasible? How long would you need to operate before turning a profit?
This person seems to have it all figured out.
Warning: Do NOT Try This At Home
In this person's defense, they never suggested that you should actually try this or what you should do once you have a bee in your mouth.
They just said that you could do it.
What Does It Take To Have A Clean Bathroom? Catfishing?
I get it: having a roommate who doesn't pull their own weight when it comes to home maintenance can make anyone a little desperate and crazy.
If catfishing is the only way you can motivate them, do what you must, king.
Ignorance Is Bliss
Food and drinks can't expire if you don't know the expiry date. Numbers and dates are simply government lies to keep us throwing out milk too early.
Stay woke, my friends!
Yeah, He's A "Doctor" With A "Medical Degree"
I'm going to start doing this to everyone I meet in my professional life.
I might get fired and never be employed again, but it will be worth the 10 seconds of satisfaction.
Ice Ice Baby
Why would you ever need this much ice accessible to you at once?
I don't know, but I'm glad that I have the option available to me just in case.
...And They Said Romance Was Dead!
The movies lied.
True love is lying by omission to a new love interest and then, when your actions backfire for them, using the opportunity to further your romantic agenda.
Imagine Looking 40 Years Younger In Your Passport Photo
Getting your passport renewed regularly is a huge hassle, so this innovative method is definitely the way to go.
There's no way that airport security will be concerned that your passport photo shows you in your early 30's when flying as a senior!
Viva La Revolution!
If you hate your job, you shouldn't waste a single second of your spare time doing something you could at work.
Cry in a vacant stairwell! Go number two during a meeting! Faint in the middle of a presentation!
Overweight Baggage Charges? I Don't Know Her
Airlines really know how to rack up the costs of flying and it can be frustrating to try and keep travel affordable on a budget.
Sometimes you just need to go the extra mile to avoid paying for an overweight bag.
I Mean, The Logic Checks Out
How can one alcohol be a healing agency while the other hurts you?
That can't be right. Chris is definitely onto something and I will not let anyone silence him on his quest to uncover the truth.
You Can't Arrest Me If You're Afraid Of Illness!
Is that speeding ticket really worth risking exposure to a fast-spreading viral infection?
These are the questions we have to ask of our law enforcers. In other news, I haven't been ticketed in weeks!
HMU If You Want To Join My Dirt-Eating Cult
I've heard that eating dirt will turn you into a superhuman vessel of pure energy.
And will not cause you to get very ill from all the bacteria and toxins contained in the soil.
Desperate Times Call For Desperate Measures
Ordering pizza to the hotel room is all fun and games until you wake up the next morning without any direct means to reheat it.
Only the innovative can survive the struggle.
How To Get Rich Quick, Step One:
In this day and age, it can be hard to develop a feasible budgeting plan to help you save a little extra money, but this guy is clearly thinking outside the box and taking action.
Inspiring.
What Are They Going To Do, Fire You?
The job market is tough and it can get disheartening if you consistently are searching for employment.
Cheat the system by just showing up to work every day, overtaking the HR department, and making it impossible for them to fire you.
Omg! What A #Genius Storage Hack!
I can't believe that this #hack hasn't caught on faster! You can save so much space by storing your tennis balls this way.
So what if you can never actually use them again?
Ha! Take That You Identity Thieves!
People can't steal what you don't have.
So the real key in life to avoid being the victim of a crime is to be so visibly lacking in assets that no one wants to rob you.
For Those Extra-Difficult Mondays
Sometimes you just need a little extra something to get you through the workday.
Whether that something is a couple of shots of hard liquor or having Carol from accounting not speak to you for a few hours, it's self-care.
Free Laundry Service
Do you ever need to do a quick load of laundry but don't have the $2.25 it costs to use a laundromat so you instead make an offer on a Craigslist ad and scam your way into using a washer for free?
Me neither.
I Will Cheat And I Will Cheat Without Consequences
Universities and colleges might have stringent plagiarism policies.
But what they never anticipated was how hard students are willing to work in order to avoid working hard on their assignments.
Anxiety, But Make It ~Spicy~
You have regular, old-fashioned panic attacks? Boring.
I use my panic attacks to sound like a very rushed and emotionally unwell drifter from the 1930's who hops into train cars for transportation.
But Really, What Would The Police Do?
While we don't condone blatantly breaking the law, I do have to wonder what would happen if someone was clearly speeding while passing a collision. Would there be repercussions?
I'm not saying someone should try it so I can know the answers, but...
